Sam: You want to give me a chocolate chip cookie.
Me: I didn’t make any today.
Sam: I can have one.
Me: Wait… are you asking me or telling me?
Sam: I’m telling you.
Me: Your Jedi mind tricks don’t work on me.
Sam: You want to give me a cookie.
*
Maggie: Poopie.
Me: Do you really need to be changed or are you just saying that?
Maggie: No.
Me: No you don’t really need to be changed or no you’re not just saying that?
Maggie: Yes.
*
Sam: Poopie is rude. Don’t say poopie. We don’t say poopie, right Mommy? Poopie is a rude word.
Me: Ok. That’s enough, Sam. Thank you for the reminder.
*
Sam: mommy-Mommy-MOMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Me: yes-What-WHAT?
Sam: Not you. Pretend Mommy.
*
Maggie: Sammy?
Sam: Yes, honey?
*
Me (to Sam, who is squatting on the floor and hopping along while looking through binoculars): What are you?
Sam: What am I?
Me: Are you a bunny?
Sam: No.
Maggie: I’m a bunny!!! Ribbit!
*
Maggie: (chomping gleefully) GUM!!!
Me: Did Nonnie give you gum?
Maggie: YES!! (opening her mouth to show me)
Me: There’s nothing in there.
Maggie: I eat it!!
*
Sam: May I have some of that chicken?
Austin: This is spicy chicken. You want to try it?
Sam: (licking the sauce a bit and then leaving it)
Austin: Did you like it?
Sam: Yes. I would like to not eat some more.
